Terms of sale

Ashtray Aristocrat sells clothing and accessories. Nothing on this site is sold as, or intended as, tobacco, alcohol, gambling or any other regulated product. The brand world is fiction; the cotton is not.

Ministries, offices, committees, bureaux, clubs and programmes referenced across the collection are invented. Any resemblance to a real body, living or defunct, is a joke rather than a claim.

An order is accepted when it is dispatched. We may decline or cancel an order and refund it in full, for example where a piece has sold out between checkout and packing.

Prices are shown in pounds sterling and include UK VAT. Duties outside the UK and EU are payable by the recipient.

These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Which, in fairness, has been the case all along.