MONACO — PLATEAA/BF/006
“MONÉGASQUE MINISTRY OF MISCHIEF”
The Monégasque Ministry Tee
£62Department seal. Correspondence unanswered since inception.
Cream / Ash Grey
Filed under
Departments & Ministries
Institutions that do not exist, dressed exactly like institutions that do. Ministries, offices, committees, bureaux.
5 pieces on record
CANNES — PLATEAA/BF/007
“CANNES COMPLIANCE OFFICE”
The Cannes Compliance Tee
£62Findings: inconclusive. Recommendation: another season.
Cream / Washed Black
LAKE COMO — PLATEAA/BF/008
“LAKE COMO COVER-UP COMMITTEE”
The Lake Como Cover-Up Tee
£62Minutes taken. Minutes destroyed.
Cream / Olive
PORTOFINO — PLATEAA/BF/009
“PORTOFINO BAIL OFFICE · 24H”
The Portofino Bail Tee
£62Open all hours. Discretion included.
Cream / Faded Navy
IBIZA — PLATEAA/BF/010
“IBIZA WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMME”
The Witness Protection Tee
£62Participants report no memory of participating.
Cream / Washed Black
No witnesses, just linen.The evidence was poorly lit.Discretion is a dress code.Dress well. Deny calmly.Holiday behaviour. Heritage standards.Your honour, it was summer.The balcony remembers.The house always wins. We still play.Late checkout, early legal advice.No witnesses, just linen.The evidence was poorly lit.Discretion is a dress code.Dress well. Deny calmly.Holiday behaviour. Heritage standards.Your honour, it was summer.The balcony remembers.The house always wins. We still play.Late checkout, early legal advice.