The Portofino Bail Tee

Reads: “PORTOFINO BAIL OFFICE · 24H”

£62

Colour

Size

Ships within two working days. Returns accepted for 30 days, no questions asked and none answered.

The piece

Clean, funny, location-led. Set like a harbour-front shopfront sign, printed small and centred.

Open all hours. Discretion included.

“ASHTRAY ARISTOCRAT”

Full achievement, back. Simplified crest, left chest.

Cream / Noir

“I ONLY SMOKE IN EUROPE”

A defence offered at four airports and accepted at none.

Cream / Washed Black / Faded Navy

“LINEN, LIES & LEGAL FEES”

Three line items from the same invoice.

Cream / Ash Grey

“BALCONY CIGARETTE SOCIETY · EST. MMXXVI”

Membership is observed rather than granted.

Cream / Olive