The Legal Fees Tee

Reads: “LINEN, LIES & LEGAL FEES”

£64

Colour

Size

Ships within two working days. Returns accepted for 30 days, no questions asked and none answered.

The piece

Set in the house didone, letterspaced wide across the chest like the header of a very expensive letter. The most elegant thing we make.

Three line items from the same invoice.

“ASHTRAY ARISTOCRAT”

Full achievement, back. Simplified crest, left chest.

Cream / Noir

“I ONLY SMOKE IN EUROPE”

A defence offered at four airports and accepted at none.

Cream / Washed Black / Faded Navy

“BALCONY CIGARETTE SOCIETY · EST. MMXXVI”

Membership is observed rather than granted.

Cream / Olive

“THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS. WE STILL PLAY.”

Chip stack, baize, and a figure declining to leave.

Noir / Faded Navy