The House Always Wins Tee

Reads: “THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS. WE STILL PLAY.”

£62

Colour

Size

Ships within two working days. Returns accepted for 30 days, no questions asked and none answered.

The piece

Casino graphic across the back, small crest at the chest. Monaco-coded, printed in oxblood and brass on heavyweight cotton.

Chip stack, baize, and a figure declining to leave.

“ASHTRAY ARISTOCRAT”

Full achievement, back. Simplified crest, left chest.

Cream / Noir

“I ONLY SMOKE IN EUROPE”

A defence offered at four airports and accepted at none.

Cream / Washed Black / Faded Navy

“LINEN, LIES & LEGAL FEES”

Three line items from the same invoice.

Cream / Ash Grey

“BALCONY CIGARETTE SOCIETY · EST. MMXXVI”

Membership is observed rather than granted.

Cream / Olive