The Lake Como Cover-Up Tee

Reads: “LAKE COMO COVER-UP COMMITTEE”

£62

Colour

Size

Ships within two working days. Returns accepted for 30 days, no questions asked and none answered.

The piece

Old-money villa energy. Committee crest, laurel, and the quiet confidence of people whose staff have signed things.

Minutes taken. Minutes destroyed.

“ASHTRAY ARISTOCRAT”

Full achievement, back. Simplified crest, left chest.

Cream / Noir

“I ONLY SMOKE IN EUROPE”

A defence offered at four airports and accepted at none.

Cream / Washed Black / Faded Navy

“LINEN, LIES & LEGAL FEES”

Three line items from the same invoice.

Cream / Ash Grey

“BALCONY CIGARETTE SOCIETY · EST. MMXXVI”

Membership is observed rather than granted.

Cream / Olive