The Witness Protection Tee

Reads: “IBIZA WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMME”

£62

Colour

Size

Ships within two working days. Returns accepted for 30 days, no questions asked and none answered.

The piece

The loud one. Full back print, programme number, small crest at the chest. Worn by people who will deny owning it.

Participants report no memory of participating.

“ASHTRAY ARISTOCRAT”

Full achievement, back. Simplified crest, left chest.

Cream / Noir

“I ONLY SMOKE IN EUROPE”

A defence offered at four airports and accepted at none.

Cream / Washed Black / Faded Navy

“LINEN, LIES & LEGAL FEES”

Three line items from the same invoice.

Cream / Ash Grey

“BALCONY CIGARETTE SOCIETY · EST. MMXXVI”

Membership is observed rather than granted.

Cream / Olive